ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
*punches a rock*
it’s a simile