rikmayallinthetardis:

squarepizza:

we all live in a yolo swagmarine

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meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

(Source: meladoodle)

laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine)

maknbacn:

the-vashta-nerada:

bitterempress:

1800’s French Military Uniform

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Today’s Military Uniforms

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where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG

(Source: tragicselfie)

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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seaglassandrubies:

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

The Los Angeles Angels? The The Angels Angels

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

dekutree:

mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

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princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

officialunitedstates:

how much would it cost to ride around in a giant kangaroo’s pouch.  asking because I want to ride in a giant kangaroo’s pouch.  money is not an issue

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah