bunnyfood:

*yawn*

(via dpaf:video)

(Source: lolgifs.net)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells)

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

callmeoutis:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

callmeoutis:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

(Source: petapeta)

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

sockmutt:

caseyanthonyofficial:

What is this

it’s a metaphor

sockmutt:

caseyanthonyofficial:

What is this

it’s a metaphor

(Source: fresko.tumblr.com )

Pedestrian 1: It's a bird!
Pedestrian 2: It's a plane!
Augustus: It's a metaphor.
accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

(Source: lolcuteanimals)

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

(Source: bromo-aj)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

officialunitedstates:

*punches a rock*

it’s a simile

nystus:

nystus:

how i ask people not to touch me

this has 200 notes i hate this website