dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

officialunitedstates:

don’t talk about the elephant in the room talk TO the elephant in the room.  harold has feelings

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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hashkitty:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

What

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(Source: moringmark)

(Source: meliong)

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What do you call an apricot in jail

Apricaught

(Source: d0nn0)

rlmjob:

life hack

(Source: calugonpelayo)

llamasouls:

im failing biology

(Source: odinsblog)

hotelmario:

Its a skelecopter

hotelmario:

Its a skelecopter

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

(Source: ethiopienne)

rampant-noodle:

with-the-dawn:

lolathelost:

Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

This blew my mind

holy fucking shit

(Source: seattlbites)

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD